Allan
Senior Member
Registered: Nov 2000
Posts: 227
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Three rugby fans were on their way to a game when one fan noticed a foot protruding from a clump of bushes on the side of the road. They all stopped and discovered it was a nude female, dead drunk.
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Out of respect and propriety, the Springbok fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The All Black fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Australian fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
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The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the springbok cap, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the All Black cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the Australian cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
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The Australian fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
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